Wisdom Root

The Cannabis plant- The source of all wisdom and the root to true, natural enlightenment.

Yuh stressin'? All ya need is to puff the wisdom root fuh natural, pure relaxation...Jah Bless.

by Rastafari I and I September 15, 2009

The Point of Root

The point of root is when one is at a point where there actions could not be any looser

Jim: Oi cunt look at that tradie over there, i think he has hit the point of root
Rod: Fucken oath he has, he's rootin a dead squirrel while taking a fat BOG down some poor cunts throat

by LooseOath from round the corna June 4, 2019

jayden root

a rat looking weirdo that is obsessed with sonic and love chili dogs. jayden is also a smol bean and has the worlds smallist dick.

person one: hi jayden rat i mean root

jayden root: chili dogs sonic uwu i have a small pp

person one: hes a wierdo.

by jdsgfjhfbjhdhfujshfjsgtedhlzkf November 24, 2021

gag on this root

When someone makes you angry or just joking you say how about you gag on this root or also suck on this bird.

Bob: Your so stupid I swear
Brett:You can gag on this root

by Creator of gag on this root January 18, 2017

Chocolate root

A black dick!

Damn.... Mason check out that chocolate root!

by Brettwads August 12, 2017

Chew the root

also said as "Chew Da Root"
1.oral sex
2. another way to tell someone to suck a certain part of the male body.

" That girl really knew how to chew the root."

" Hey why don't you chew da root!"

by JRabbit76 May 1, 2010

Root fart

A large fart that comes after a series of smaller farts; The epicenter of one's flatus.

Roommate #1: Dude, will you please stop farting? The whole living room smells like your ass.

Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.

Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?

by Wsinger3465 September 2, 2016