Judge

THE LAWS ON THE BOOK (AT SOME POINT) NEED TO BE ARBITRATED CHARLIE!

Hym "The law is irrelevant until a Judge makes a decision as to whether or not you actually did the thing."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact

Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed

by Niceone November 24, 2017

Judge Dredd

A loner by nature Judge Dredd lives his life by the letter of the Law. He judges and discards all friends and offenders that he comes across without sympathy, remorse, or doubt. That is until he is falsely accused, framed, and sentenced unjustly. He realizes his own harsh judgements and pride have left him isolated and vulnerable with only the Truth and fate to protect him.

Judge Dredd over there isn't fooling anyone he's just afraid of being hurt.

by FedExMan October 29, 2021

Judge

A fool who eagerly consumes every lie presented to them by the police service, put in a position of power by a corrupt government, with little empathy for anyone.

I hope the Judge is in a good mood today!

by noone9991 March 9, 2021

B.H.W.L Judge

When a man has to determine if a woman is a bitch, hoe, whore, or lady to decide how serious he should take her based off how she carries herself.

Bitches are obnoxious and annoying. Hoes and whores just sleep around, but hoes want to get paid from it. Ladies are feminine and respectable, while carrying them selves with grace. Which makes me a good B.H.W.L Judge.

by Sofakinglit November 5, 2023

Zak judge

A sexy man with a huge cock and massive muscles if he comes to your house your mom or sister will be pregnant within hours

Zak judge what are you doing with my mom!

I’m giving you family that’s what

by Tommydaan March 1, 2024

Butt-a-judge

1. (noun) a special blessing that involves lethal voltage delivered through the rectum 2. (proper name) the preferred right-wing pronunciation of Joe Biden's first transportation secretary

Pete always enjoyed his days as a reliable bottom, but that all changed one day when his maker greeted him with a swift butt-a-judge.

by TruckNuts2021 December 14, 2021