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Arizona Jab

That thing where a guy gets on all fours like a scorpion, then he chases the girl around trying to sting her with his dick.
“Man, you give your girl the Arizona Jab yet? My girl straight is poisoned from my pokey dick.”
by Beef Dunker August 28, 2021
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jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.
Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!
by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012
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Jab

Ho cuz! I met up with this hot, fat chick last night. We jabbed all night long.
by ChiefTripod June 21, 2023
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Jersey Jab

When you go down the shore and absolutely rail a girl right in her fucking pussy till it bleeds.
"Yo mark I got drunk at seaside heights and showed this girl a real fucking Jersey Jab."
by Osama 69/11 June 22, 2023
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lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus
Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.
by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023
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double jabbed

Vaccinated against COVID-19 with one of the vaccines that requires two separate shots administered six weeks apart.

Vaccines developed and manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna are 2-round shots. The single shot vaccine made by Johnson & Johnson is reported to have a lower rate of effectiveness in preventing severe COVID-19 infections.
Dating app match: “You vaxed?”
Soulmate Seeker: “Just got my J&J shot!”
DAM: “Pass. I only date the double jabbed.”
SS: “Haters gonna hate. Byeeeee.”
by SassMouth May 14, 2023
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Flu Jab

When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.
"Shaniqua was fucking Daquan so I'm gonna give her a flu jab, where's that bitch with Syphilis?"
by IsopodCunt October 23, 2018
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