free agent

A guy that isn't tied to a single woman. Someone with no attachments.

Friend: Yo, that girl is checking you out.
You: Alright dog, I'ma go over there and let her know I'ma free agent.

or

Mom: When are you getting married?
You: I'ma free agent.

by hakuma April 11, 2004

Free.99

The best price in the world. FREE. It is pronounced like a would be total on a bill. The only better price is, "We'll pay you to take it". Extremely common at volunteer firehouses across America.

Common examples of items being free.99 in price-

Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee

Dude 1- Hey lets go for something to eat, I'm starving.

Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.

Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99

Dude 2- Perfect!

by Fire Hall Member September 4, 2012

free falling

A song released in 1989 by Tom Petty.

"Free Fallin' by Tom Petty is one of the best songs ever.

by Dead Deer July 1, 2005

free speech

Nothing more than an illusion.

Most people think they have free speech, but they don't.

by Moose September 23, 2003

free beer

a myth created by cruel, unfeeling people who live to torture myself and others of my gullible ilk

they spoke of free beer, but when I arrived I was told it was all gone

by HBastard January 11, 2006

free the nip

A theory of boob freedom for any woman or girl if she so wish it. Free the nip is a common trending hashtag amongst instagrammers and specifically recognises the idea of no bra wearing for ultimate comfort and confidence.

'Argh this bra is so annoying'

Friend- ' free the nip!'

by Bunnylovinbae December 22, 2015

Swing Frees

An article of clothing that allows big Jim and the twins dick and balls to move freely or the girls boobs to hang and move freely.

Brother Ed changed out of his jeans and into his swing frees.

by Bball75 January 22, 2017