titty bank

the storage location, consisting of two female breasts and a bra, which is often used to store cash, credit and identification cards, cellular telephones, condoms, and illegal drugs

Let's see what you've got in that titty bank, bitch.

by Teflon JC aka Jimmy September 3, 2009

titty bit nipply

The weather is cold enough for your nipples to become erect.

Turn on the heater, it's a titty bit nipply in here.

by KungFood May 21, 2004

tittyboozled

Coined by Officer Trudy Wiegel from Reno 911!. Synonym for hoodwinked, bamboozled, having "been had," or run-a-muck.

"That magazine subscription I just paid for was such a scam. I feel so tittyboozled."

by tittyboozled November 29, 2007

Titty Bar

Southern/Texas version of a Strip Club

Sir, you have a malignant tumor...Hell, we'll take ya to a titty bar!

by Nathan October 24, 2003

titty hard on

women with erect nipples, usually poking through thier clothes

look, she has a titty hard on

by Hoss March 20, 2005

Titty Sandwich

A tasty snack involving titties and a big fat cock.

Hey Erica, get over here, take off your bra, and make me a titty sandwich!

by Joel Froehlich January 22, 2009

shitty titty

A sexual move when a male inserts his penis into a female's brown eye, then proceeds to titty fuck the lady, leaving remnants of shit from her own ass on her chest.

I gave Shannon a shitty titty and then kicked her ass out because she had her own shit all over her tits.

by Joey P. and BLaX August 27, 2006