testiclify

to testify to the truth of something upon ones testicles. if a man is proven to have lied after testiclifying, his testicles shall be removed

"I testiclify to the fact that the earth is flat"

by walterc August 4, 2023

Harrison Ford's Right Testicle

What you call your friend after he does something extremely dangerous and stupid (i.e. jumps off the house on a Razor scooter and attempts to land in a kiddie pool full of instant jello) and survives.

I can't believe you just peed on that cop, dude. You're Harrison Ford's Right Testicle!

by joshg4 July 30, 2008

Testicle Doom

When a man's tesicles get stuck in the woman's vagina and has to get castrated.

I heard that man killed himself because he had Testicle Doom.

by The Testicle Master January 13, 2011

pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.

We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.

by Julius Maximus May 6, 2009

foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 2, 2019

Terdsicle

Terdsicle- a person who is continually annoying after being told to stop. The stench of a terdsicle remains in a room even after the terdsicle has left.

Terdsicle- A frozen terd on a stick put in the freezer for someone to find a special fudge pop, or fudge poop.

Terdsicle- a poop or terd on the bottom of a shoe that has come in contact with a stick. When the stick is pulled off you are left with a poop covered stick called a terdsicle.

Shut up you terdsicle you are stinky.

That fudge pop tasted like a terdsicle, maybe it was

Stupid dog gave me a terdsicle

by zmunzterraugie May 28, 2009

Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.

Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!

by StuPedasso October 10, 2012