Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over

Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique

by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023

The Dong technique

The art of the dong. Known only to the most sophisticated of human beings. Of the highest order. Just reading this you question your existence for not knowing this art.

Man 1-Have you heard of The Dong Technique?
Man 2-What’s that?
Man 1-I see...

by TheManOfDong July 21, 2019

Cranberry Technique

adv; to wrap dental floss around the head of a penis very tightly and then induce orgasm. Called the cranberry technique because the head of the penis resembles a cranberry oddly enough.

I tried to cranberry technique my mans last night, only ended up with half a shaft left.

by The octopoos October 1, 2016

Hannover technique

Hannover technique is a technique of loading a car onto a truck when the towing hook on the car is broken or missing.
Using this means you destroy the hood of the car, because the hook of the towing car is hooked to the hood to pull the car up the ramp.

This Is a better alternative that connecting the hook to the axle, because that would wear down the cable.

Jonas: Oh Jennifer's car broke down? How did they tow it? I thought her towing hook was broken.

Manuela: oh yes it is broken. They used the Hannover technique.

Jonas: doesn't that destroy the hood?

Manuela: oh yes it does. You should've seen it

by MrSnapli94 September 12, 2020

Dhami Technique

A technique used by the less fortunate and taught by the great DHAMI. First discovered in 1703 by a man stuck in a sexless marriage. Involves the male using a special technique applying a tornado like motion with the penis to the vagina. 100% success rate.

I used the Dhami Technique and lost my virginity.

The Dhami Technique helped me convince my girlfriend in having sexual intercourse.

by The great Dhami October 20, 2021

pillow technique

Used in the movies when two actors place a pillow between their genitals during sex scenes.

For this next scene we’re going to use the pillow technique.

by SithKabob April 25, 2022

Technique

"If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie... And one of the techniques I use is *blank* but it's 'true' when I do it." Dr. Jordan Peterson

Hym "If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie.... Unless you're the one using the technique then it's not. Fantastic. It's funny that that's how 'the structure of reality' works. Using techniques makes you a liar... But then you accidentally outline a technique that YOU USE.... And then you give yourself a caveat because I was correct. There's always a caveat. YOU are never the bad guy. You're never a liar. Because when you lie it's not a lie. When I tell the truth... It isn't the truth. Ha! Hahaha! It's hilarious! You just don't survive in a place where everyone isn't retards you can swindle. That's why the recession into solipsism. Put up a fence around your little retard farm and then siphon off as much resources as you can... Die... Give it to your kids... So they don't have to to work as hard as everyone else. You sell hard work (in abstraction) to people... So you and your kids can work less hard. That's the entire game.

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024