When having sex, one person is paying more attention to some form of technology (Computer, TV, Videogames exc.) this in turn gives them help to pleasure their partner better then ever. Normally it is a man using the sexport
Rick: Dude so last night I was watching Lost when me and Sara were getting it on. She said it was the best sex ever.
Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport
Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport
by Davidiculous July 5, 2011
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don't tech-shit me, I know you didn't text. Her: I sent the email, perhaps it's the server. Me: Honey, please do not tech-shit me!
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Get the tech tard mug.A growing genre of music that is commonly (and wrongly) referred to as grind or grindcore.
It features fast drumming, guitar riffs that usually don't fit or make sense, and combines elements from other genres, such as rock, freeform jazz, deathcore and sometimes country/western.
It features fast drumming, guitar riffs that usually don't fit or make sense, and combines elements from other genres, such as rock, freeform jazz, deathcore and sometimes country/western.
Some tech metal bands:
Test Switch Isolator
Daughters
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravanganza
The Number 12 Looks Like You
See You Next Tuesday.
Test Switch Isolator
Daughters
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravanganza
The Number 12 Looks Like You
See You Next Tuesday.
by Beeth June 11, 2006
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by techieninja February 27, 2010
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"Joe was hellza excited when he saw they had a HTC Incredible outside the Verison store, but it turned out to be tech taxidermy."
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