Tech Sexport 

When having sex, one person is paying more attention to some form of technology (Computer, TV, Videogames exc.) this in turn gives them help to pleasure their partner better then ever. Normally it is a man using the sexport

Rick: Dude so last night I was watching Lost when me and Sara were getting it on. She said it was the best sex ever.

Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport

Tech Sexport by Davidiculous July 5, 2011

Tech-shit 

to confuse someone with technology related jargon. Or to use a technological excuse for not doing something.

don't tech-shit me, I know you didn't text. Her: I sent the email, perhaps it's the server. Me: Honey, please do not tech-shit me!

Tech-shit by Julce June 28, 2012

tech dust 

crummy substance on the bottom of the tech floors

Oh shit! i got tech dust on my leg!
go on without me

tech dust by victim of the dust May 31, 2018

tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.

That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.

tech tard by Barnie August 1, 2006

tech metal 

A growing genre of music that is commonly (and wrongly) referred to as grind or grindcore.

It features fast drumming, guitar riffs that usually don't fit or make sense, and combines elements from other genres, such as rock, freeform jazz, deathcore and sometimes country/western.

Some tech metal bands:
Test Switch Isolator
Daughters
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravanganza
The Number 12 Looks Like You
See You Next Tuesday.

tech metal by Beeth June 11, 2006

Tech Ninja

The most awesome position to be in all of Theatre. They run the whole show, controlling lights, sound, and the stage crew. The are invisible to the public but a major influence to the cast.

I love being a Tech Ninja! :)

Tech Ninja by techieninja February 27, 2010

Tech Taxidermy 

Fake/demo electronics that are commonly found at displays for cell phones or music players at stores such as Wall-Mart, or anywhere where the customer base is believed to be stupid. Often made of cheaper plastic, with a little picture of what the real thing does stuck on to the screen.

"Joe was hellza excited when he saw they had a HTC Incredible outside the Verison store, but it turned out to be tech taxidermy."

Tech Taxidermy by firstkipchak April 18, 2010