Living Tomb

the idea that most people spend the majority of their lives in their living rooms and the rest of their life in a tomb

I'm laying on my living tomb floor listening to music through the surround sound of my subwoofer. Everything vibrates.

by Dark Sarcasms February 28, 2011

Tomber

A boomer who often has suicidal thoughts.

Damn dude sometimes Kyle is such a tomber. I heard he tried to hang himself again last week.

by ObaboSacredTexts May 18, 2019

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

Washington DC. A sacred and solemn burial site. Used to hold remains of unknown or unidentified dead military, but some have been identified using modern DNA. The site in the U.S. of the highest respect for the military people who have been killed in war.

Typically guarded by soldiers who can never drink alcohol, smoke, and must live to high standards.

If George Bush shows up, please vomit on his uniform.

by SoberVoter December 3, 2004

Tombstone Pizza

When you shit, piss, jizz, and bleed on your bathroom floor. When you're doing your girl, pick her up (while still in her) and carry her to the bathroom. Do her from behind and when you're about to climax, pull out then stuff her face in the mixture of the aforementioned substances and force her to eat it. Then when she's puking (if she is), blow your load on her face then make her eat her puke.

Popular in Germany

You: I banged my bitch really fuckin hard last night!
Your Best Friend: Hell yeah dude that's bitchin!
You: Get this though! It wasn't just fucking!
Best Friend: Oh?
You: I gave her the Tombstone Pizza!
Best Friend: Fuck yeah dude that's the way to go!

by DownfallSilas December 7, 2009

Tombot

another way of saying "Talking About" see tombout

Watchu tombot? I did go to the stoh like u said.

by dad69 June 26, 2006

Tombstone pile driver eat out

a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals

Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling

by goldust January 14, 2009

Tombstone

A platinum record from a rapper who sold out that is mounted on a record executive's wall.

Record Executive: Sign the contract. Your record will be platinum like all these records on my wall

Rapper: Nah forget that. I don't want my tombstone hangin' on your wall

by El Bimbo November 16, 2010