by ialsohatepeople August 7, 2011
Get the sterling coffee situation mug.When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.
You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.
by harmless_drudge May 9, 2011
Get the Schroedinger's situation mug.Related Words
A situation where you know there's something different/wrong but can't place why until afterwards. It can also be a situation where you know something could happen and is preventable, but it happens anyways.
Bob: "Why didn't anyone come over for my birthday, Dave?"
Dave: "That's because you bitched out on Sam who was planning the party the night before."
Bob: "Damn. That's a cherry on the bottom situation."
Dave: "That's because you bitched out on Sam who was planning the party the night before."
Bob: "Damn. That's a cherry on the bottom situation."
by kamisami February 2, 2015
Get the cherry on the bottom situation mug.When you eat like a complete pig and make a mess in someone else's house.
Named after the youtuber mypalalex
Named after the youtuber mypalalex
Grim: Let me get a plate, I don't want to make a mess and completely "Alex the situation".
Alex: Awwwwwwwwweeee!
Alex: Awwwwwwwwweeee!
by @RichAbbottLOL November 20, 2016
Get the Alex the situation mug.In criminal law, the act of tying a person up to a bunk or bed with the intention to extract information out of the person who is tied up. If caught, can carry many years behind state or federal prison
Jenifer is in behind walls for a Jack & Blitz situation, she tied her boss up one night to a bed and stole his credit card information from him by making him talk
by Tongue Rust November 1, 2018
Get the Jack & Blitz situation mug.to force a celebrity to publicly come out about their sexuality against their will, due to accusations of queer baiting
“don’t turn this into a kit conner situation, let jenna ortega come out in her own time”
“it will become a kit conner situation when everyone is asking them about their sexuality”
“it will become a kit conner situation when everyone is asking them about their sexuality”
by johnxina111 December 4, 2022
Get the kit conner situation mug.A variation on the phrase, shed some light on the situation. To point out the negative aspects in a situation. These aspects may or may not be obvious. The one who sheds the blood, or the shedder, might be trying to educate people to the facts or just be a douche. No matter the intentions, nine times out of ten, the shedder comes off as a douche.
Alan: Hey guys I got accepted into Princeton!
Greg: Nice! Way to go man.
Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.
Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.
Greg: Nice! Way to go man.
Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.
Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.
by It Was Written June 16, 2010
Get the Shed Some Blood On The Situation mug.