shaft snorting

Shaft snorting involves doings lines of cocaine along the shaft of a man's penis beginning near the base of and extending towards the tip. Sensitive-side shaft snorting can be performed with the man lying down and is usually started near the head of the penis and ends at the ball sack (dirf) region where a large a amount of cocaine rests for the finisher.

Andy got extremely high by shaft snorting Josh.

by CWoot November 8, 2007

farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 16, 2005

snortgiggle

The often annoying combination of a snort and a giggle that occurs when laughing at something and trying to inhale oxygen simultaneously.

Oh god, I snortgiggled in front of a roomful of people last night...the stares...the horror...

by enigma June 15, 2004

snortum

the excess skin on the neck of an elderly person

Woah, the snortum on that old lady was gross.

Geez that man's snortum is so white

by regatoni July 29, 2006

shnortin

one with an enlongated face

hey shnortin why the long face

by Stuart Armstrong August 18, 2006

Snort

A person who constantly annoys and bitches about silly stuff no one cares about. An individual who likes to get in people personal space and talk very loudly.

Ex. one

Boy 1: "One Direction all the way!!!! Boyeeee!!!!
Everyone else on the school bus: "Man shut the hell up! Quit being such a damn Snort all the time."

Ex. two
Mom: "Did you do your homework yet?? Did you take out the garbage?? Have you found a girl who can stand you yet??"
Boy: "MOM!! Stop being such a f***ing Snort!!"

by ArmaniExchange January 17, 2014

snort-gasm

When you laugh so hard you snort.

When I saw the E-mail about the bald werewolf, I laughed so hard I had a snort-gasm.

by Ramona13 April 6, 2006