ring stock

"Ring stock" is a term used in circus. The circus carried two types of horses, and "ring stock" are the horses that performed in the show. The other is "Baggage Stock".

The ring stock are performing on the stage.

by MyDyingDoom February 19, 2008

Mexican Stocking

The perfect Christmas present. A stocking full of dirty sanchezes.

Nicole: What did you get for Christmas?

Marc: A bad ass Mexican stocking. Want to try it out?

by Neezy M January 1, 2008

Barry Stock

The current lead guitarist of Three Days Grace. Enormous attention whore and animal murderer. Blocks everyone that gives him the slightest criticism, just like Neil Sanderson and Matt Walst. Also owns a sad ass clothing company called "MEAN." Basically the fattest and most saddest man on the planet. Possibly a pedophile as well.

Barry Stock is blocking those people again? Man, he should really get a life.

by linkinparkfan09 September 28, 2017

stock car

Chevy Cobalt that doesn't run. Has a Apexi Afc Neo - Vtec Controller. Get's fixed when everything works fine. Has no valid warranty.

Damn son, that stock car doesn't run again.

Why tune a stock car, when there is nothing to tune?

That stock car has a real tooner behind it.

by chrissm May 11, 2008

stocking stuffer

a stocking stuffer is a sock filled with human feces used as a dildo.

I wanted a stocking stuffer for x-mas so I told grandma to bring over a basket of bran muffins.

by ergyu April 30, 2008

bump stock

When the D is deep in the V, she's getting the bump stock

Her legs were quivering as I railed her with the bump stock.

by Kung Pooh October 5, 2017

stock character

Some one you have on your contact list only for the sake of having one more person show up to a party, or other gathering; Someone who contributes nothing more than sheer quantity to the party. They are usually dependable and never miss a party.

Rachel is a stock character for everything, she hasn't missed a party for years!

by Fishy May 5, 2003