Swag Stick

Noun
A simple wooden cane. Used by a man who has such an incredible amount of swag that he must extend some of said swag to an object other than himself.

this fine tuxedo puts me in need of a swag stick.

by AxelDoyle February 16, 2013

F-Stick

The male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area. Can be used as a noun to describe someone you feel is an idiot or stupid, such as a 'tool'. Literally meaning Fuck Stick.

You're such an F-Stick. Listen here F-Stick, you don't know what you're talking about.

by Manley Hall November 15, 2007

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

Poverty Sticks

Another term for matches, derived from being too poor to afford a lighter.

Laura: Can I borrow your lighter please?
Sarah: I only have poverty sticks...

by LauzLou July 14, 2011

splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015

grocery stick

The male who is left out of the action during a 3-male, 1-female (MMMF) gang bang, if the female doesn't do anal. Similar to bench players in hockey.

Freddie was a regular grocery stick last night, eh Tommy?

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Wiggle Stick

Another word for a wiggling penis.

I pulled my wiggle stick out of my pants only for my girlfriend to laugh at it...

When I woke up I had a hard wiggle stick.

by Racist Cumtart March 16, 2015