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soaking

The art of having sex, without thrusting. When a couple "sticks it in" and then leaves it there to "soak." This has become a common phenomenon with certain groups of Christians(predominately Mormons) who try to circumvent the law of chastity, which in fact does not work.
boy: hey you wanna go soak in my parents hot tub tonight, they're out of town?

girl: let's just soak on their California King instead.

boy: oh i didn't know you were into the real soaking, deal.
by Jerr Bear March 22, 2010
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Schedule Stalking

Schedule stalking typically occurs in the workplace with hourly employees. It involves

1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.

2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.

3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).
Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing here? I didn't think you were working today."
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"
by NeaSyz September 30, 2009
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shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold
He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog
by bezzr77 September 11, 2007
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Stalking

The act of seeking a hot person out in any means possible. Stalking is meant to be innocent and doesn't always make the person a stalker.
Examples of stalking include searching the person on the internet, adding as a friend on social networks and wathcing their every move, clicking on their mom's profile to find out personal family information, casually asking in a conversation where they live, driving by their house repeatedly, getting their tag number, dropping by at their job, following the person through the grocery store... and the list goes on.
by closetstoner February 7, 2010
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Weather Stalking

Compulsively checking and knowing the weather of a person of interest. A type of stalking, but most commonly, online. Making random comments about a person's weather, who is often hundreds or thousands of miles away.
That guy is so creepy, he keeps weather stalking me! Every day, he knows what my weather and makes comments to me about it like "hope you bring an umbrella today".
by Vicent Romano August 21, 2010
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Soaking

to place ur penis in a girls vagina, and not move in and out.
The girl was not to have sex, but was alowed to do SOAKING, because it was not the same as sex.
by ...a...s April 4, 2006
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Killing Stalking

Dont be fooled by the fandom this manwha is an absolute mindfuck and will traumatise you emotionally. ITS NOT A LOVE STORY!!!
did you read killing stalking? im fucking traumatised
by kingjulianthefirst December 1, 2021
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