Stoolbend

When you shitt a huge login in the toilet and it bends down the drain hole

I ate so much last night I had a stoolbend this morning

by Treipin November 20, 2019

Molten Stool

A fiery piece of shit which is so fiery that it actually burns the inside of your anus as it passes through your rectum.

DUDE. I'M HAVING A MOLTEN STOOL. CALL 911.

by jihadbinladen February 21, 2011

Stool Pigeon

A nice way of saying, or calling someone a Shit Bird. Usually used in regards to those that are dirty in any manner imaginable.

Man, that dude is a slob, what a stool pigeon!

by Detmurds April 3, 2009

Fisting Stool

A place to sit with a fist inserted into your cunt or bum while reading or having an orgasm. A seated form of fist fucking

I sat on the fisting stool which spread my blerta wide enough to stick a donut in it. Man I felt good afterwards

by Hans Fistur September 17, 2008

toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

Stoolie

A stoolie is a swirly administered with turds in the toilet bowl. Also known as a shitty-twister or a hair doo.

Oh man I had to use a box of qtips to get all the turd out of my ears after Mark gave me a fresh, greasy stoolie.

by Frankie Avocado October 17, 2009

wine stool

What comes the morning after drinking red wine and eating prime rib or any other red meat. Mixing rich foods with high fat content and red wine will build a solid wine stool.

That holiday party food was great last night but the red wine and prime rib made a serious wine stool.

After that dinner of steak, roast potato, shrimp cocktail, red wine and chocolate cake with ice cream I had a serious wine stool to hide.

by William Carlton II November 10, 2010