Squirrel

Synonym for 'gay'. Inspired by the film Cabin Fever.

Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.

"Dude, stop being such a squirrel."

by Nuttyeatsnuts September 27, 2008

squirrel

In Road Racing:
1. A driver who cannot maintain his line, especially while being overtaken.
2. A driver who is driving beyond his abilities and cannot keep to a line.

That damn squirrel nearly punted me coming out of 1!

by todd March 10, 2003

squirrel

A squirrel is a loose girl;

Basically it is a nice way of calling a girl a slut ;
A girl who goes from one man to another very quickly,

Yo that girl is a real squirrel. she gets with every dude around.

by johnthedon921 March 20, 2011

squirrel

An unfortunate derogatory term applied to the elderly suffering from the later stages of such diseases as Alzheimers. It refers to the fact that they forget how to do simple tasks such as swallow, and so they chew their food and hide it away in their pockets or handbags, much as a squirrel tucks a bit away in their cheek.

The old lady was a squirrel. Pockets full of mashed potatoes, and handbag of creamed corn.

by Ronamo February 26, 2004

squirreling

to be on somebodys "nuts"
to be clingy

Son your girl be squirreling she stays calling you.

by drequin April 30, 2010

squirrel

A sexual act performed alone or with a partner involving a pipe cleaner tail, a sandwich bag and a michael bolton tape.

"So I hear you got squirrly last night?"

"Yeah, its all about the squirrel."

by Ty Ty D. July 6, 2007

squirrels

Slang...used to describe male balls.

OMG, she kicked him in the squirrels!

by slangboy1973 September 6, 2009