squirrelgasm

Intense pleasure experienced by a dog in chasing nimble, furry-tailed, rodents up a tree. Squirrelgasms are not often experienced by humans, however.

Friend: Dude, your dog's totally out of it on the sofa.
You: Yah - he's sleeping off the multiple squirrelgasms he had in the park this afternoon.

by Albedo March 21, 2009

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squirrel pile

Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.

"My husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house."

by VengeanceVali May 1, 2009

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Pronounced: squirrel-a-lope. A rare animal in the rodent family. Found mostly in the foothills of San Jose (although due to illegal transportation a flock of them have been spotted in Montana). Very possibly an experiment gone wrong...or very right...
This animal is very skittish and will freeze in lawn ornament positions when spotted in hopes to deter predators. The most common position is the Captain Morgan pose for reasons researchers have yet to find an answer to.
Appearance: similar to a medium sized squirrel, shockingly bushy tail, bug eyes, and antlers....yes...antlers.

Oh Look! It's a Squirrelallope!

by Unicorn Bowler December 9, 2009

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