wein squeeze

v. to receive a hand job
n. hand job

Friend 1: How was your night last night with Jill?
Friend 2: It was pretty good, but I only got a wein squeeze out of the deal.

by L. Cullen April 13, 2011

Champ Squeeze

To squeeze hands like a champion; The act of clasping your hands and shifting them from the left side of your body to the right and back again in an act of personal celebration or in a moment of accomplishment; a physical body gesture that says "Bravo!"; used a means of offering congraulations or "kudos" to another person.

Greg was seen giving a champ squeeze on the podium after placing first in the race.

by Piper Tyson January 17, 2013

My squeeze

You friend or homie, your good friend, someone that's always there for you

You're my squeeze
My squeeze is always there for me

by Drpepper2111 August 31, 2015

COVID Squeeze

When your girl has covid and squeezes her pussy tightly around your cock while she coughs during sex.

Kept trying to make he cough last night so she’d give me a covid squeeze.

My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.

by Probation Cocktails December 28, 2020

reasonable squeeze

A professional ultimate frisbee team, consisting only of homosexual members.

Hey man, have you heard of reasonable squeeze? We should join.

by jabooty slayer March 19, 2022

Alabama Squeeze Box

It's a incestious sex move, where two brothers are pounding and/or throat fucking their sister from either side

Hey brother, wanna do Alabama Squeeze Box? uwu

by renzy1337 July 5, 2023

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.

When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

by puglover90 December 9, 2014