When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.
I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Colby: Dude that party was Awesome!
Jeff: Yeah but I'm gonna get outta here before the cops show up, Pappa Squat.
Colby: Aiight Peace.
Jeff: Yeah but I'm gonna get outta here before the cops show up, Pappa Squat.
Colby: Aiight Peace.
by Jordash #17 July 25, 2008
When a gook, referring to any asian person, is squatting down, like a catcher in baseball, whenever they need to kill time, reach for something on the bottom shelf, or talk to their gook children.
Fernando: Hey, Alex, check it out, that asian is squatting down all awkwardly. WTF!?
Alex: O dude, she's doin the gook squat. They all do it.
Alex: O dude, she's doin the gook squat. They all do it.
by Alex42 December 06, 2010
A scatalogical sex move wherein one partner assumes the lobster position by squatting over another's open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner's mouth. It is usually courteous to return the favor.
An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.
An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.
Mark: So, did you hook up with Jessica last night?
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.
by tensuke February 23, 2013
A pussy squat occurs when a female rejects the sperm of a male that undesirably finished inside of her by squating over his chest and using her baby pushing muscles, expels all of the semen onto the chest of the male. Usually this occurs when the female instructs the male to NOT finish inside of her and the male does the contrary. A pussy squat does not need to happen on top of the male, it can be performed any where the female desires.
Frank: So last night my girl told me not to finish inside of her and I forgot when my O face came on. So she did a pussy squat on my chest.
Mark: Son, that's fucked up.
Frank: Sooooooon, I know!!! I needed a towel urgently.
Mark: Son, that's fucked up.
Frank: Sooooooon, I know!!! I needed a towel urgently.
by Jack Pigeon November 17, 2009
by DigitalKlepto April 23, 2003
A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.
That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.
by mediaskate648 April 27, 2016