squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Squash and blanc

Squash and blanc can either be used as a name or as a verb

Squash and blanc
As a Name
- "(*DEEP VOICE*) OMG BLANC SUQASH IS COMING"

as Verb
- "are you blancing?" "yes im squashing the blanc"

- "Hey, are we going to squash today?" "hell yhea *DEEP VOICE* SQUASH BLANC"

by errxr. March 3, 2019

queer squash

A pumpkin with a mustache, or a gay Asian guy.

So, James, name a fruit that starts with "Q." "Ummmmm..... Queer squash." James said.

by SirJankytitsmclesbo December 5, 2017

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016

Squash

A particularly rancid, putrid, and/or pungent vagina, commonly coupled with excessive hair or vaginal discharge. Usually has the scent of a fish or a dead, rotting animal carcass.

That girl's nasty squash made me throw out my sheets and fumigate my house.

by DAKKY March 27, 2017

Squash

A bro, A cro. Someone who has your back no matter what and is ready to ride or die with you.

"Yo squash!"

by Big stepper O April 23, 2024

hobble squash

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.

fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash

by hobblesquaher March 12, 2023