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spank

Verb
1. To slap on the buttocks with a flat object or with the open hand, as for punishment.

2.Adults smack eachothers buttocks w/ flat object such as a belt for sexual pleasure.
1.Frank <spanks Lisa>
Lisa:: <crying>I won't ever do it again,daddy!!

2.Frank <spanks Lisa>
Lisa::<moaning> I've been naughty. Spank me harder,harder!
by YOURMOM May 13, 2005
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spankies

The spandex shorts worn by female volleyball players.
Oooo you guys wear those spankies, eh?
by Devon!! September 28, 2005
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spanking the beaver

Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy

B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.
The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.

I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.

I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.
by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013
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Spanket

The rarely washed, sperm covered blanket found in every hotel room atop of a clean bed.
Jeff walked into the hotel room and immediately kicked off the disgusting spanket and tossed it in the corner of the room.
by tonowoo August 29, 2014
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Spank Bank

Memories of women OR men kept for use in masturbatory fantasies.
Did you see his chest in that shirt? I'll store that one in my spank bank
by Quizzle November 17, 2003
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face spank

The act of smacking one's face with the cock either before or after maybe even during (to add surprise) oral sex. this is also know as a dick slap.
I face spanked my girl while she was giving me head
by Anthony January 4, 2005
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south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
by Emas Diez May 9, 2006
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