Spudge

Poop stain. Shart.

Jimmy's mother carefully loaded the washer, being sure not to touch the spudge in her son's shorts.

by surfdturf4u August 11, 2009

Splurge

The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.

"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!

by angrysplurge July 9, 2009

sludge

A low-life toxic personality who spreads their poison and contaminates the innocent. Sludge is human primordial ooze. Teenage girls often gravitate towards sludge. The sludge soon slimes all over them and the next thing they know the girl's hooked on crack. The trick out stage is next, where Mr. Sludge puts her on the street. She becomes a crack ho and he profits from the dual trade. Advice for dealing with sludge: run in the opposite direction or shoot on sight.

Antwan was a perfect example of sludge when he tricked Sally out.

by MsLi April 21, 2006

ass sludge

what comes out of your ass after taking colon blown.

Thought I'd have to call a plummer cause the toilet was packed full of ass sludge.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

Splidgeon

A wet pigeon. Often found in the rain, or in Trafalger Square.

'I found a dead splidgeon yesterday.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

sludge-slinger

when your boyfriend cums on your stomach and it shoots in your hair and eyes! not a pleasant experience

"Murph, Brian just totally sludge slinged in my eye, and it really burns!!!" Jesse says, "I hate a sludge-slinger!"

by Katie, Beth, and Jess June 1, 2006

Splurgetastic

Something that is, or appears to be ridiculously fantastic

Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?

Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!

Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!

by Kimballer' November 12, 2009