Sploof goof

Creepy person ejaculating in a van down by a river to pictures of little children.

That guy is a sploof goof stay away from him.

That guy was sploof goofing earlier.

by Big body boy 1234 December 29, 2021

cup spliff

1) when you take a paper cup and make it into a spliff!
magical.

2) pretending its a cool new way of hacking bong. just to confuse peole who think they're gangstaaas.

--"wtf is a cup spliff"
"mate, have you not heard?"
--"..yeah.. cup spliff.. i had one last night."
"wow your pretty hard core."

by Lydssss December 19, 2007

Emergency Spliff

An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.

Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now

Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!

Dude: Fuck yes

by GolfWang69 October 2, 2016

Lucy spliff

Biggest slag in town speaks to all the lads but it’s because there’s only “about 2 boys in Uttoxeter” rlly pretty rlly annoying smells like poo ditty toe nails and she really likes feet she drawls over mine 24/7

Lucy spliffs legs are always open

List spliff is a stunner

by Unknown., April 27, 2019

E-Spliff

An E-Spliff is what is created when a person attaches a dab pen to a vape (preferably a Juul) to eachother to create a Nicotine and THC high.

As the name suggests, and E-Spliff is the modern version of a Spliff.

Bruh, I hit the E-Spliff and got so high that I couldn't even walk properly.

by Gaigeeeeeee June 22, 2019

Selfie spliff

A full joint to oneself

F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.

by PR8’s finest October 30, 2019

klipp spliff

weed some good weed

i just got some klipp spliff

by oblockotf February 27, 2021