Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.

I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.

by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017

whoopsey splunkers

used to describe something absolutely marvellous.

that was so WHOOPSEY SPLUNKERS!

by harrypotterofficial December 6, 2020

Teagan Slinker

The absolute biggest rat to walk this earth. Stay away from her at ALL costs.

Be aware of the teagan slinker.

by teaganslinkerhater November 24, 2021

Cave Splunker

One who enjoys giving in the sport of anal sex.

Be sure to tie off before you go Cave Splunking with that insignificunt kristy shes been a Cave Splunker for a long time

by Sav-a-hoe January 5, 2023

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn

I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself

by I just need help January 15, 2026