A new, revolutionary sex position in which the male lays flat with an erect pene while the female positions herself in cowgirl position, then proceeds to lay flat on top on the male, spread her arms and legs out wide, then the male uses his hands to spin her around the axis of his phallus, imitating the movement of a fidget spinner on the tip of a person's finger
"David tried the fidget spinner on me last night and it was spectacular."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."
by BigRick2008 May 30, 2017

1. a toy for people that have issues
2.a toy for people who want to spend money on random things
3. its gold for 12-year-olds
4. an attraction for ladies
5. just a really really dumb toy
2.a toy for people who want to spend money on random things
3. its gold for 12-year-olds
4. an attraction for ladies
5. just a really really dumb toy
by urdadissohotomg June 12, 2017

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.
Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!
Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!
Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!
Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
by StompLiberals January 22, 2019

person 1: "did you hear basic white boy name got cancer? i feel so bad"
person 2: "yeah he spun his fidget spinner too much"
person 2: "yeah he spun his fidget spinner too much"
by pacman on crack July 13, 2017

The sex act where participant one sits on the penis (or strap-on, if both partners are not men) of participant two and rides it up and down, making the balls and penis spin in a round motion. Similar to a meat swing.
Man, Jamie and Lisa were really going at it last night - she asked to use my strap-on so they could finally try the fidget spinner!
by Sir Rektsalot November 3, 2018

A tool used by people suffering LSD problems, autism or a mental issue. If you want to listen to a LSD autism song, write Misha fidget spinner song.
by tintintheidiot January 15, 2018

by jupiter the dwarf August 27, 2021
