speed cocking

A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.

The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.

Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.

by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 1, 2006

Weed or Speed

A question that needs to be asked to determine the rate at which a particular task will be accomplished. Regardless of the reply, the task will be fucked up.

When hiring a person to do work for you that has a questionable look or intelligence about them, always ask: "Hey man, you on Weed or Speed?"

by 30 Ware May 9, 2006

Justin speed

driving really really fast, getting somewhere in a ridiculously short amount of time. Cutting many minutes off of the time ona GPS.

80 mph in a 25 mph zone

"dude you just drove Justin speed"

by ibackflipboy June 22, 2009

Speechless

The definition of speechless according to credited sources:

- Unexpressed or inexpressible in words

This word can be used to describe several situations but the purpose of this definition is to highlight the feeling of breathlessness one feels when that special someone's perfection just can't be explained in words. It is used to adequately (yet still highly inadequately) express the way that special person makes you feel with one look, one word, one gesture, one smile... Just that person's existence can leave you... well... speechless.

You are the most amazing man and you just leave me speechless with your inner and outer beauty. Everything that you are leaves me unable to express the inexpressible. Speechless you leave she.

by dial.one.one.nine.for.pedro:) May 25, 2010

Hate Speech

(noun) - Traditionally describes speech which denigrated a group of people based on ethnicity, race, religion, sex, or other characteristic. Starting in approximately 2006 this definition was largely expanded to include the following:

1) True speech or opinion which the listener does not care for or hates.
2) Any speech from a person the listener hates, even if true.
3) Dissenting speech that is heard by a hateful person even if true.
4) Any speech from a person or political party a person does not identify with.
5) Any description or condemnation of "mostly peaceful" actions of a person or group of people.

Hey you racist, you cannot disagree with my beliefs or anything the news media and president says is true. If you do, its hate speech.

Why? Because it may be true? Are you afraid of the truth? Who made you the moral authority on right and wrong?

O'Doyle rules. Can't argue w that.

by $lapaho February 14, 2021

speed masturbation

To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.

I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

speed holes

Holes in your car that makes it go faster.

Jorge said he was going to put speed holes on joes car with a pick axe.

by speed hole gunzales October 30, 2010