soberchat

Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.

Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.

Hey Maria, let's soberchat later, k? I don't want to profess my love for anyone tonight.

by mvolfman May 8, 2010

sober as a peach

someone who is so drunk dat they think peaches are sober

Kory: Hey Karli, yer drunk
Karli: NO im not im sober as a peach!!!

by soberasapeach November 18, 2007

Flying Sober

When a girl wants to have drunk sex, however only she drinks and you pretend to be drunk when really you will "fly sober" so you can remember the sex, control it, and make it more pleasurable than it would be if you were intoxicated.

Person 1: "so are you gonna have drunk sex with Amy tonight?"

Person 2: "Nah I'm gonna be flying sober tonight."

by TheJimmer999999 June 2, 2011

Sober-Wan Kenobi

When going out and partying, there will often be one person who is not drinking alcohol, for whatever reason this may be. This person may be referred to as the Sober-Wan Kenobi.

Michael: Basim, why aren't you drinking?

Basim: I just don't feel like it man..

Michael: Dude, your such a Sober-Wan Kenobi!

by KP91 May 11, 2010

soberholic

The antonym of an alcoholic.
A person who has rid themselves of alcoholism.

Hi, my name is Mike, I was an alcoholic for 15 years, now I've been a soberholic for 5 years.

by MadMikeOffTheDeck September 13, 2008

sober shark

When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.

Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.

by The bros of 303 January 6, 2009

Sjoerd

A sjoerd is when you are super drunk/high and proceed to have sex after

Yesterday was definitely a sjoerd day

by PewPewshots August 27, 2017