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SIZE-IST

Judging people by their weight or size.
Abigail was Size-ist to Garrett because he was smaller than everyone else.
by LENI MELIQUISIY August 26, 2018
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rob sized

Something that is so huge it deserves it's own word. Something so ridiculously big that you have to blink and look again, just to make sure it was, in fact, that big.
That's the biggest rob sized snow cone I've ever seen!
by elton kingsley March 13, 2008
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Burrito Sized Mummy

A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one
Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up
by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009
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Beamer the size of china

You get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing.

Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!
Boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*

Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!

boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.
by Donduckglasgowrangers November 19, 2011
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The House Rule of Dick Sizes

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014
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Fun Size

A smaller-than-usual candy bar that usually comes in bags of 20 or so. Usually bought for distribution over Halloween.
I spent the whole day eating fun sized Snickers that my parents bought for Halloween.
by Amelia Q November 14, 2004
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keyser soze

Character played by Kevin Spacey in the 1995 movie, "The Usual Suspects." The character is most remembered for a story about him, told to a police officer in the movie:

"He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly for him. But to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. One story the guys told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Turkey. There was a gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Soze. He was small-time then, just running dope, they say. They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Soze. He comes home to find his wife raped and children screaming. The Hungarians knew Soze was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business. They tell him they want his territory, all his business. Soze looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was. He tells him he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Hungarian go, waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'Rat on your pop and Keyser Soze will get you.' But no one ever really believes."

Soze's character was based on real-life murderer John List, who murdered his mother, wife, and three children, then disappeared for 18 years. When he was found and captured, he had started a completely new life as Robert Peter Clark.

The term "Keyser Soze" has become synonymous with someone who is elusive and legendary - someone who everyone hears about, but noone ever meets in person.
He owes me money, but I can't collect - he's harder to find than Keyser Soze.
by progamer124 January 4, 2005
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