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soccer mom

Woman, normally 30-50, white, Always a Christian, kids are normally home-schooled due to secular filth telling them that you can be happy. If the kids go to public school they are beaten up regulary. Hates anything that can be violent, pornogreaphic, anti-jesus, or homosexual (a.k.a everything.) Enimies include The internets, Green Day, and any good form of Entertainment.
Me: *Listens to Green Day*

Soccer Mom: Why are you listening tho that unsaved trash, you are polluting my kids minds.

Me: Guess what I'm Gay! (always a good replent on these bitches)

*Soccer Mom flees*

Me: Stupid bloke.
by RandomInsanityIsAwesome November 20, 2006
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Soccer Mom

Upper-middle class caucaisian north american women. They drive large gas guzzling SUVs and think that their kids are better than anything in the universe and won't make any mistake. ever.
they are the reason nobody can have fun anymore because of safety regulations and why everyone is super insecure. they are often passive agressive and have a hard time saying no or discipling their childeren this results in their children having no self esteem.

We MUST destroy all soccer moms
Sheryll is a soccer mom, look at her new Chevy Suburban and her kids Brenden and Preston.
by BoredWhiteGuy February 1, 2016
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Soccer Mom Hips

Soccer Mom Hips-
Hips that are very wide but still look amazing, mostly referred to thick white girls.
Guy #1 "Damn! That white bitch has some soccer mom hips!"
Guy #2 "Oh damn, you're right man. Look at that ass too!"
by DarkRose1120 November 8, 2016
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Soycery

An ancient form of the magic arts in China dating around 420 BC, relating to the inclusion of sauces such as terryaki and soy in rituals and incantations.
“Listen now young apprentices, the art of soycery is the pathway to a high cholesterol that will unlock your true destiny
by G-stringy bones September 30, 2017
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Sorcery

The word sorcery comes from the Old English words for man and sword and can therefore be viewed as something of a euphemism for a man's “magic wand” and its machination.
What sorcery is this…
by Masquerader November 11, 2019
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soccerrfdidisdidsijidsjids

hi iker wana play soccer
iker you mean soccerrfdidisdidsijidsjids
david no you idiotic twat tf you think you doing saying these fuckerys
by i am d@v!d May 10, 2021
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xtreme soccer

soccer played on the beach, hands, trick plays, tackeling, pulling hair, and grabbing clothing is allowed. only real official rules are:

1. no out of bounds
2. no kicking or throwing sand in to somebody's face
mark: "it's the season opener for XTREME soccer today, you pumped?"

becky: "are you kidding me? i've been waiting for this day since the season finals last year!"
by girl7 December 8, 2006
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