Smooth Gooch

(verb) to rub an erect penis along the skin of a male or female gooch/taint in order to smooth it or to gain pleasure.

I couldn't handle Liza's taint hair so i smooth gooched it all away.

by wickboi5117 May 21, 2011

smooth jazz

See muzak.

Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.

by Chad June 20, 2004

smooth poo

A poop in which wiping will result in nothing on the toilet paper

Mike: I just took a poo, and after i wiped there was nothing on the TP
Jeff: nice man, that's what i like to call a smooth poo

by Pop Pop January 13, 2008

salmon smoothie

A mixture of menstrual (period) blood and semen. Typically post coital.

She was on top of me and it was like a salmon smoothie down there afterwards

by SheSaidItFirst January 10, 2019

smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.

Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.

by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

Nuclear Fallout Smoothie

(Can be used as a noun or verb.) To perform a Nuclear Fallout Smoothie, at the end of intercourse one person must release all bodily fluids into the mouth of a recipient. For a male, he would have to cum, burp, vomit, piss, shit, cry, sweat, and bleed into the recipients mouth. For a female, the sperm can be replaced with menstrual fluids.
Note: The Nuclear Fallout Smoothie has never been performed successfully.

(Verb)
Colin: "They say I'm atomic."
Krantz: "Why is that?"
Colin: "Because I Nuclear Fallout Smoothie those bitches."

(Noun)
"Danny, is something the matter? You've hardly touched your Nuclear Fallout Smoothie."

by Colin Davis October 10, 2006

silky smooth

A phrase used by Adam Sandler's character (Zohan) in his new comedy, "Dont Mess With The Zohan", to describe the peak in style and hair

Tina: Dat!!! You're so silky smooth!

Dat: Ya, i know. *brush off shoulders*

by ZueceZ June 13, 2008