dick hole smashing

The smashing of the dick as a pleasurable joke. Usually to make fun of the one injured in the process. Even though you cant really smash the dick hole, you can easily make a guy steril by crushing their dick.

I wanna go dick hole smashing!

by GuruMasterApprentace March 8, 2011

smashingtastic

A mix of "Smashing" and "Fantastic". The creation of Abby from The Magic Numbers message board.

"So how was the gig?"
"It was smashingtastic!"

by .C. September 4, 2006

smashing her pasty

to ruin her cornish pasty

Shaun:yo amelia what you eating

amelia: a cornish pasty

shaun grabs it and eats it

Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty

by Ro$$helle October 18, 2010

smashing lasagna

When 2 or more friends get together and cram hot Italian food inside of their neighbors mail boxes.

"Bobby got arrested last night"
"What for"
"Cops caught him smashing lasagna all over the apartment complex"

by Zedzel March 23, 2017

cake smashing

When a male ejaculates on the female's face while screaming "Happy Birthday" as loud as he can. This must be done on the female's birthday to qualify as Cake Smashing

"Hey Jim what are you gonna get Anna for her Birthday coming up?"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"

by Sowjoji July 27, 2014

Smoshing

Driving while under the influence of extacy/E/MDMA, typically used in the sacramento area and/or NorCal

"dude, i was smoshing around town last night, going about 90 through stop signs"

by SamSmackbot February 28, 2009

Smesing

To type (and send) SMS messages from a mobile device (phone).

Peter is smesing his girl friend.
Stop smesing me!

by Umar Rehman December 12, 2008