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german ski-slope

the act of slaping someone with your dick (for further information see cockslap ) and to cum whilst doing that. best time to do it is when your lady drank enough bräu.
Results may vary but in best case it looks like a realy tricky skiing slalom on her face
dude #1: we went to winter sports hollyday last year to wallberg in germany. at our first night in the hotel I gave my bitch a german ski-slope.

dude #2: High five, mein freund!
by Sugardaddy T February 26, 2008
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ski slope

to have a nose so long that it reseambles a ski slope.
that girl's nose is so long it looks like a ski slope.
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Slopass

When someone scores a bullshit goal in any games of the popular FIFA series. A slopass goal generally occurs when the ball bounces off multiple players and/or weird angles that conclude in a goal for the slopass player. This leaves the player on the opposing team in a stupor of amazent as they simultaneously delve into anger and throw shit across the room followed by screams and loud cussing.

Many games including those that involve sports have slopass characteristics. FIFA is just an excellent example along with most anything commisioned by EA Sports
Kevin : Wow I can't believe Kyle just scored that slopass goal on Walt in FIFA 11, he just kicked the TV and threw the controller into the wall.

Walt: %#$# off Kevin
by Classless023 October 31, 2011
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The Slope of a Vertical Line

Infinity, or a very large, unquantifiable number.
"Dude, how rich is Bill Gates? His bank statements much be, like, the slope of a vertical line."
by yequalsmxplusb February 12, 2009
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Sloper

The half filled drink cups and beer bottles left on the sidelines at a party. Term refers to the way you have to tilt the bottle to the side in order to see if there is any liquid in it.
Dude, the keg is kicked! Just grab one of the slopers over there on the windowsill.

I was cleaning up after the party and someone left a bunch of slopers on the table. Most of 'em have cigarette butts in them too.
by corkvpn August 13, 2009
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slope

To push a person down the sloped floor surface of a pool, making it impossible for them to stand.
We were playing pool ball, but he was being a douche and tried to slope me the whole time!
by dcoxthesloper November 29, 2011
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slope-head

The elusive species of kingsway cave dwellers. The slope are a slow two legged mammal with little mental capabilities and a tendency for premmature emotional attachment. A key attribute of the slope head is an long thin petrusion in the groin area, this can often be stricken with rigamortis and release a potent yellow substance when the slope becomes scared or confused. The main feature is the elongated skull structure with a suprisingly small brain chamber; the slopes physcological difficultys are thought to be linked to the lack of room for brain growth. There are many varietys of slope some varietys include a sensitive natured web toed flat top with elf like ears and a tall dark slope with a fondness for heavy music.

The slope are a rare and intriguing creature and much study is yet to be done one there origin and there future.
Mate your duppy as slope-head.
by teeps March 24, 2012
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