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Sausage slappers

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.
We are such sausage slappers!
by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018
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shit slapper

A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.
G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.
by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017
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Whiskey slappers

A shot of any whiskey chased by a solid slap to the face. The slap is usually delivered by a trusted friend, and gets less painful the more drunk you get.
"Yo man I'm gonna mack on those skanks over there, but I gotta work up my courage. Do some whiskey slappers with me."

"The party got pretty crazy, there were a bunch of guys doing whiskey slappers in the backyard you could hear throughout the entire house."
by Party_Rock August 21, 2012
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Pat slapper

A person who enjoys throwing rocks into cow pats as a form of entertainment.

May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
by renidragger October 2, 2010
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Knee slapper

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!!

-knee slapper
by MegDar September 20, 2009
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ground slapper

Negative Racial term used for black people comparing them to monkeys
by 79_elko February 14, 2010
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crap slappers

That cat is kneading me with her crap slappers.
by Barry Beef September 1, 2011
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