Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.

Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022

Slobber of Skanks

n; verb; & adjective: Slobber is used to describe when one or more skanks are within close enough proximity to interact with each other. Shall be defined as a "Slobber of Skanks", such as a herd of cattle, and murder of crows, a coven of witches, etc.

Dude, I went to the bar lastnight. You should have seen the slobber of skanks in that place....they were everywhere

by FSASYA August 12, 2010

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013

Mile High Skunk

When one lets an enormous foul smelling silent but deadly fart on an airline impacting several rows of passengers and lingering for the length of the flight. The originator remains anonymous while passengers agree it smells like we hit a skunk.

OMG do you smell that? I am about to vomit it smells so bad, what died on this plane?, we darn sure must have hit a mile high skunk!

by GoathillGary December 10, 2016

hung like a skunk

to be incredibly hung over after a long ass night.

i went way too fuckin hard last night, im hung like a skunk

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Skunk Muscle

Female genitalia.

May or may not be pleasing to the nose

Last night I went down on becky's sweet pink skunk muscle!

by BeckysManSlave September 13, 2009

Skunk project

A plan where the government try's to jail people who haven't had a shower for a week.

"thank god the skunk project failed, my mate Jim's shower bust ages ago."

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016