Sapper Wrapper

The act of placing 1/4 of an Alka-Seltzer tablet directly onto the clit, then fold the lips of the vagina closed. As the excitement builds, more pieces of the Alka-Seltzer tablet can be added.

Sorry bro, but I gave your mom a Sapper Wrapper last night and she loved it.

by Sapperscleartheway December 15, 2016

Skipper’s Knuckle

When your ass is being fingered so vigorously and intensely by a partner with fat, sausage fingers that you burst a vessel/hemorrhoid.

I gave Roger a skipper’s knuckle last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

Simpers

When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.

“God, those people are such simpers”

by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020

Skipper Day

Me and my mates were bored so we decided to make a special day cuz why not - The day is on the 8th of December and its when u can basically do watever u want like kicking boys in the nuts, punching anyone, flooring atleast 2 people, hitting everyone that has a new cut, shouting and being weird and wearing a mask cuz of the corona shit ;)))

'Yo, happy skipper day'

'Wat's that?'
'A special day when i can hit u and be a dumb hoe ;))'

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

Slippery olympics

A nautical saying originating in the north east to describe various inaccuracies in mispronunciation. A colloquialism also prevalent in Cornwall and south east England, often used as slang by subtitling professionals.

The intern wrote the subtitles, there’s some minor mistakes in his work and some are so bad they should gain entry to the slippery olympics.

by Slendersunfsh February 6, 2021

piss slippers

When a cat or any other domestic animal marks its turf and said turf happens to be ones slipper(s).

“Bobby” arrived at worked and wondered why one of his shoes seemed damp inside, his reply was i am wearing a piss slippers, much to his dismay he continued on with his workday.

by Thewickedest1 October 6, 2018

shipper

relationshipper; One who believes there is, was, should, and could be a relationship between 2 characters in a certain fandom.

Daria: Daria+Trent and/or Daria+Tom
Harry Potter: Draco+Harry *dude, I'm not kidding*
SpongeBob: SpongeBob+Patrick *still not kidding*
Friends= Rachel+Ross
Star Trek= Kirk+Spock *you know...*

by Gwen Stefani Grrl September 22, 2003