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Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.
Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
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Simon

A Simon is a one of a kind man. He is beautiful, smart ass, sexy and funny. Usually he physically looks like a Greek God,with strong and beautiful legs, a huge back,big arms, green eyes and dark black hair.

He will go through fire, dragons and kingdom if he is in love with you.

He makes feel the girl he is with like a Queen. If you are with a Simon always be kind to him and fight to be by his side.

He is definitely an angel on earth.
Me: Omg this guy i an dating is amazing.

I feel great with him!!
Girl: you so lucky ! You found yourself a Simon !
by Talia25 May 25, 2017
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Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
by ellispsycho January 5, 2009
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Simeon Soul Charger

Simeon Soul Charger is a band from Northeast Ohio which as garnered a following similar to many mainstream groups.
Their style of music has been compared to Led Zeppelin and Coheed and Cambria's artistic storytelling.
Guy 1:Dude,You go to the Simeon Soul Charger concert last night?
Guy 2:Yeah,It was like Zeppelin and Coheed adopted a kid and taught them everything!
by Rampageevil February 3, 2010
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Simon-Luc

Name that describes a person who not only demonstrates a huge amoutn of compassion for other, but also has the ability to make one feel atease in a moment of deep sorrow.
Simon-Luc has made my day.
He is what I would call a Simon-Luc!
That guy is amazing!
A true friend
Wow,true friend,amazing,guy,Simon
by mariaa911 May 26, 2010
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Simon Birch

v. To be struck in the head with a baseball and consequently perish.
Person 1: Did you just see that kid's mom?
Person 2: That dyke just got Simon Birch-ed
Person 1: Are you going to the funeral?
Person 2: No.

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*Woman gets hit in the head with a baseball*
Woman: DOH!
*Woman dies*

Birched.
by chomski January 5, 2012
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simon drugs

help me im dying
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cry of fear has some sweet simon drugs
by plushmon May 31, 2018
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