sidewalk soldier

An acquaintance or random person recruited informally, generally to be used as a little extra muscle.

Tom: A few guys were giving this girl trouble at a bar last night, so I told them to stop.
Dave: Did they stop?
Tom: No, they wanted a fight and there was no way I would take them, so I went outside and got a few sidewalk soldiers to help me out.

Jill: You know some guys are going to jump you at the party right?
Tomas: Don't worry, I'll get a few sidewalk soldiers to come with.

by Sidewalk Soldier January 13, 2011

Washing the Sidewalk

The act of unloading on the sidewalk for amusement and watching others slip and fall in your skeet.

I thought I'd wash the sidewalk for this old bitch walking down the street.

by Matt February 6, 2005

sidewalk sissy

gay male street whore

look at that sidewalk sissy standing there

by bo April 19, 2003

Sideways Monster Mash

Used by Phillip J. Fry from the TV show "Futurama" to describe sex.

Leela let's ditch these aliens so they can do the Sideways Monster Mash.

by Zoidberg101 March 16, 2011

sideways laptoping

The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.

As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

by thepogonnalist November 7, 2011

Sidewalk-Pizza

A large puddle of vomit that drunks upchuck on the sidewalk as they stagger toward their vehicles for all to enjoy! It often includes large chunks of smelly multicolored bits of partially eaten food mixed in with their puke!

Hey watch out for that Sidewalk-Pizza, you don't want to step in that puke or you will stink up the car!

by CaptD December 16, 2010

white sidewalls

A haircut with large bare areas over the ears. A Mormon haircut.

Heber went to the barber and got his white sidewalls trimmed again.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005