The believe in Shawns; they have the power of seduction, anything sexual. The cult is also well know for being Big Pervs (shawns). Shawns are well known for writing shawn's name on objects of such tables, chairs, etc and drawing penises as well. Also they love to say and do anything disgusting. For example: " Imagine my cock going through your ass out ur mouth while my friend cums/ shits all over your face". Shawns also have a secret book like a bible; this "Bible" has many names but is ,mostly called "The Shawn Bible".
This cult is well known and has benefits
-makes you more Self confident
-you learn to be a pick up artist
-your more appealing and meet other shawns
Some bad things about this cult
-you may become annoying over time depending on the jokes you say
-People won't take you seriously (if you over do your pervertness
This cult is well known and has benefits
-makes you more Self confident
-you learn to be a pick up artist
-your more appealing and meet other shawns
Some bad things about this cult
-you may become annoying over time depending on the jokes you say
-People won't take you seriously (if you over do your pervertness
Dude 1: " Ohhh what are u drawing on the table?
Dude 2: "my Cock"
Dude 1: "ohh eww are you in shawnism?"
Dude 2: "Yeah its pretty sweet!"
Dude 2: "my Cock"
Dude 1: "ohh eww are you in shawnism?"
Dude 2: "Yeah its pretty sweet!"
by Shawnism! April 9, 2011
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by Upyerkilt333 March 12, 2017
Get the Shawn mug.A fantastic wrestler who is detested by immature wankers who worship Bret Hart, due to the fact that Bret whined and sullied Michaels' name to wrestling publication writers whenever he wasn't getting his way, and the idiot fanatics were foolish enough to buy it. I guess you can't blame the Shitman for being jealous of someone who was so much younger, more exciting, more charismatic and better looking, but its a shame he let his insecurity get the best of him.
Get over it whiners. Bret Hart is long gone, and isn't coming back, whereas Shawn Michaels is still wrestling **** matches. Shawn won.
Its funny how his fans consider Shawn to be the arrogant one when Bret is the one has a slogan referencing himself as being 'the BEST there is, was, and ever will be'! Right, how humble.
Its funny how his fans consider Shawn to be the arrogant one when Bret is the one has a slogan referencing himself as being 'the BEST there is, was, and ever will be'! Right, how humble.
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by Alex The Redeemer October 17, 2008
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by Mel S. May 25, 2008
Get the Shawn Harris mug.Possibly the most perfect person walking the Earth. Average male height at about 5'7" with long, black, hair. Extremely outgoing and very sweet and down to earth. He has the most beautiful face you have ever seen and can make anyone fall in love with the slightest look. The most perfect person in the world and I could never ask for better--there is no such thing. You can't find any better than him, he's the greatest. Has the smile that can melt your heart, just like it melt mine.
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