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Shipping forecast

A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"

"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
by Flannybabes May 15, 2012
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Shooting dust

When you fuck so much in a row that there’s no spunk left

Or could happen by trying to wank hella times and like no 💦 coming out
Let’s do it again

I can’t I’m gonna start shooting dust
by Hermski101 March 22, 2020
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Junk-slopping

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.
"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."
by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011
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School shooting

An event that a student (usually a Eugene ) opens fire on students and teachers with a firearm. It usually results in a lot of dead People.
by NotAnEugeene June 21, 2017
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traffic shipping

Traffic shipping is the umbrella term for all shipping in the Life series, a hardcore Minecraft Smp that consists of a certain mechanic each season.

Commonly used on tumblr and X (twitter).
“Hey todd, do you support traffic shipping?”

Of course, as long as they only ship their PERSONAS. Then it’s fine with me!”
by :33< Nepeta Stan August 27, 2023
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Smooping

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.
Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.
by Maxee Gee November 12, 2009
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Wig Shopping

Wig Shopping is slang word from the gang ABZ "Asian Boys" which means
-head hunting
-Shooting someone in the Head with a gun
-hunting down an enemy or shooting up a enemy
-"Lets go shoot them up...time for us to go Wig shopping"

-"Wig Shopping with my AK-47...son"

-Stop rejecting this word or i'm gonna have to star wig shoppin for the editors head at Urbandictionary.com
by ABZ Sicco Blue August 29, 2012
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