Shitballs

A verb, meaning to go crazy or to lose the shit off of your balls.
Mainly used when someone says something extremely obscene.

Kate: Wanna have sex?
Bubba: SURE!

Kate: Oh yeah, I just had my period.
Bubba: FUCK! Don't go shitballs, bitch.

"i woke up this morning with the shitballs again"
"went out earlier and started talking to a girl, what do you know her friend straight up shitballs me!"
"I once took my girlfriend to a shoe store but when she told me to buy her shoes she straight up shitballs'd me"
"John left his shitballs in my backseat again, i'm going to have to call into work again"

by GottaLoveCorn August 23, 2012

Shitballs

Little clumps of shit that get stuck in your asshole and they are very annoying.

Damn, These shitballs are bothering me.

by Ethan Deitrich October 12, 2003

Shitbird

An elected official such as Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) who jets off to a Mexican beach resort while millions of his constituents suffer in sub freezing temperatures with no electricity, gas, or water.

During the extreme winter weather event of February 2022, Sen. Cruz jetted off to Cancun with his family for a warm beach retreat while millions of his constituents were literally freezing to death. Meanwhile his competitor for the seat, Beto O’Rourke ran a phone bank conducting welfare checks on vulnerable citizens. Ted Cruz is a shitbird.

by Blue Texas February 18, 2021

Shitbang

To excrete fecal matter to the eyes, causing visual impairment similar to a flash bang grenade.

Girl: Oh you missed my mouth!

Boy: No I didn't! You just got Shitbanged!

by Shizaface April 5, 2009

shibarf

To shit and barf simultaneously.

I really shouldn’t have eaten sushi from a subway vendor for dinner, I’ve been shibarfing all night.
OR
On January 1st you have to put the trash can next to the toilet to accommodate the shibarfing.

by lady January 4, 2005

oh shit bar

Better referred to as the pussy handle.

I hate when people grab for the pussy handle. Just sit in the seat and enjoy the reckless driving.

by huge junk October 6, 2002

ShitBag

Noun:
A person who is full of shit mentally and physically.
When a person is acting like a complete idiot you want to knock the shit out of them like a bag of shit.

Hansel is a real ShitBag, look at how he is acting. That ShitBag should have is ass removed.

by KylinHuxley September 16, 2005