Shitfaced

To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)

Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed

by Othermanwithnoname June 5, 2017

Shitfaced

When someone gets so drunk they start talking shit. This causes a shitfaced fight where two shitfaces end up in a poor fist fight.

Man give me your keys, your too shitfaced to drive.

by Gunny20 October 27, 2014

shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 23, 2017

shirtfaced

A state of being faceless, when the shirt is raised over the face.

She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.

by Dubby the Second February 12, 2012

Shitfaced

When a person is absolutely ruined after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Oi Becky, I Heard Troskie is get completely Shitfaced tonight at TSG

by Versacebatman September 5, 2014

shitfaced

when you are fucking drunk

"i was so shitfaced yesterday a should not have fucked that guy" - Superbad

by Bjørn The Bootykiller May 22, 2018

shitfaced A.F

really really drunk and A.F=as fuck

your mom is shitfaced A.F

by i a bom bum June 19, 2018