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Magic Shell Shit 

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.
Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?
Magic Shell Shit by kainalukai July 20, 2011
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Bullet Shell 

I went to this chicks house and we boned all night, when I took off in the morning I left my bullet shells all over the floor
Bullet Shell by Bnastyson November 25, 2011

Puka Shell Girl 

The type of girl that wears a puka shell choker 24/7 and is EXTREMELY annoying. She probably doesn’t know how to surf and carries around a white hydro flask covered in stickers. Wears high ponytails in scrunchies and will NOT stop talking.
I stg if I see another puka shell girl at this damn school imma transfer

waverly shell rock high school 

Waverly shell rock is not the best school in Iowa. It’s where all the whores go, and a bunch of rich pot heads. If mommy and daddy don’t pay a lot of to the school you are treated like sh*t by teachers and are benched with any sport you play. Don’t try to make friends, they are all fake and back stab little whores. All the boys what is sex and if you don’t do it with them they dump you or start rumors about you. Don’t bother with the country bumpkins either cause all they care about are tractors, bush light, and their corn fields. So if you’re planning on going to wsr, don’t.
Ethan is waverly shell rock high school a good school?

Alisha no it sucks.

POSIX shell script 

The very best programming language IN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSEEE!!!!!!! YEAAAAA!!!!!

Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!

To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh

That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh

Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!

Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.
I love me some POSIX shell script. Gonna go write some right now.
POSIX shell script by Bad C dev February 5, 2022

In his shell 

When a person is depressed or not acting like oneself
“He doubted himself now he’s in his shell
In his shell by OdieFan27 December 29, 2021