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sold my shares

To quit, or give up on something. Either while it's still hot, or when you first realize it's going to shit.
1) I just sold my shares in Christina.
2) "So I heard you sold your shares in McJob"
by Wayne Rama September 21, 2003
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share thumbnail space

V. 1. Refers to the deepening romantic involvement between 2 individuals when both of them start to appear together in the thumbnails of their Facebook profile pictures. While anyone can share your profile pic, it takes a special person to survive the cropping and be part of the extremely limited 130 x 110 pixels that is a thumbnail.

2. Can also refer to non-romantic relationships, i.e. BFFs, bromance, etc.
Friend 1: Are Vangie and Phil, like, together? Their Facebook relationship status still says "single".
Friend 2: Yeah, but check out their homepages - they already share thumbnail space. It's official alright!
by Nicnoc November 5, 2010
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Sharing scientific information

A euphemism for indulging in homosexual sex on the sly.

Extra points if you're also an anti-gay advocate.
Twice as many extra if you additionally are using the services of a Rentboy
Named in reference to George Alan Rekers (an anti-gay minister) reasons for taking a rentboy on tour with him:
"If you talk with my travel assistant that the story called "Lucien," you will find I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse, and I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail."
by Oneiric May 6, 2010
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shared a single bed

Ella and I ‘shared a single bed’ last night, if you know what I mean ;)
by aaaa18 October 8, 2018
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Share Your Story

A school program where students help other students. It helps kids across a school get to know each other. It breaks barriers and encourages everyone to be open and less judgmental. This is a program that could truly change how the world works.
Share Your Story saved my life
by Story Teller July 24, 2013
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Sharing a hat

When giving an obese man or woman oral sex and one has to rest folds of stomach fat on ones head representing a hat which is shared with the genetalia.
Girl 1: Did you get the ride lastnight?
Girl 2: Yeah I had 1 too many WKD's and ended up Sharing a hat in the disabled toilets of the club!
by Busted Onion December 13, 2014
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Share a flash drive

intransitive verb
1) to digitally trust
2) to copulate
3) to be intimate

noun

1) the act of having sex
2) intimacy
3) digitally trust
I trust her enough to share a flash drive with her, but even if I didn't-look at those sweater monsters.

Jillian failed a class during her final semester in college and didn't go to graduation because she could not walk until the Fall. It all started the morning of her final exam. Little did she know, her boyfriend Tucker S. Johnson had gone to an orgy of a group meeting the night before and share his flash drive with at least 7 other people. (S is short for Shangdong, his middle name. Shangdong is a province in China and also part of a Chinese practical joke involving a pint of Vegetable Lo Mein and a fake rubber penis.)

They were an active couple and had built a level of trust very early. She thought that he may have just been hanging around, after she let him use her flash drive when the network went out one day. Now, they had barely gone more than a day without staring a flash drive in five months...except when she was going through updates. He said he was comfortable with it, but she thought it would get too messy

Normally, she always uses protection, but her Norton subscription expired and she was broke. Tucker S. came in and within a minute, stuck his flash drive in her fast, small, and backwards compatible USB-C 3.1 port to get his data. The malware spread quickly and she got a rash immediately. The sad part about the entire thing is that the whole folder didn't even transfer. He just dribbled some temporary files in to her hard drive and that was enough to do it
by creatorofmehh June 8, 2019
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