selfie session

A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.

My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.

by Psychedelic euphoria May 17, 2014

midnight session

when you and your man talk until midnight

l: "🕛 midnight session"
d: "🕛🕛🕛"

by tu_luna July 20, 2018

Shower Session

To engage in a shower session means to masturbate while taking a shower. Most of those who take on a shower session sit on the shower floor while they masturbate, due to the incresed difficulty of standing masturbation. Also, many of those who engage in shower sessions commonly use moisturizing conditioner or body wash as a lubricant. Although these two products are commonly used, shampoo is not used due to its tendancy to dry out fast on the penis.

Son: "Dad, we need more conditioner."
Dad: "Why is that son?"
Son: "Because I haven't had a shower session in three days!"

by Jakeville December 30, 2010

Jam Session

When a group of bros take turns having sex with a jar or squeeze bottle of jam or jelly (preferably squeeze bottle). Can substitute marmalade as well. No preserves for fear of chunks in urethra.

I got together with my old college roomates this weekend and we had a solid 2 hour jam session.

by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016

jib session

Using crystal meth while having sex either for a quickie to several days.

Hey wanna go to my apartment for a jib session. I have booze too so let's have fun.

by ThisIsMe01xoxo May 14, 2015

bash session

a session of jumping, crashing, rolling, and rock crawling with an rc car, typically a monster truck.

man, that was a bangin' bash session, but i think i bent my front shocks coming down from that 18' jump!

by slunt March 7, 2004

brb session

A session where you are away from wherever someone has said "brb". The session ends when the person returns.

Person 1: "Where's smr12?"
Person 2: "He's in a brb session right now."

by sandcastle136 March 20, 2009