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Stink Session

An act that consists of the following in the respected order. The act is typically performed between a male and female. The act begins with the male and female, shitting, on each other. This is then followed by the male and female tossing each others salad, thus having a mouth smeared with poop. The act ends with the male and female making out. The act can also end with the male packing the females fudge, followed by her giving him, bobs.
John and Natalie each had to take a shit and both were horny and weird, so they had a stink session
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[rape] [session] 

when a person (rapist), unleashes an obliterating session of vag pounding upon the rapee (usually a video game nemesis, female, or friend)
some guy: Holy shit, man that was a rape session!

his friend: I know dude, I have the worst rug burn from that bitch!
[rape] [session] by Jiffy7 January 9, 2009

Therapy Session(s) 

Time spent with your friends conversating and discussing all aspects of life while partaking in the consumption of specific illicit substances for extended periods of time, See also Crackhead Sundays.
Jeff really needed his therapy session(s) this weekend since spending time sober in the suburbs has made him feel confined and restricted beyond his control.

cope session

An unpleasant task that you would prefer to put off, or that you have put off, such as major cleaning, organizing, bill-paying, or even a sensitive discussion in some cases.
"Dude, look at this place. It's a disaster! You need to have a serious cope session in here."
cope session by Pissflaps McNulty2 September 26, 2006

h-session 

the clean and acceptable way to say when you're horny. which is gross. don't say it. ..really.
"I'm realll drunk and in an H-session, call up some fellas!"
h-session by gina fic April 6, 2008

Griefing Session

When a player keeps getting killed repeatedly which they know is going to happen so they just take it.
Kill Grief Killing Session Griefing Griefing Session
Griefing Session by LinkDx March 15, 2013

twerk session 

The event in which some friends and you would move your bottom to a specific genre of music
When you come over we're having a twerk session