bropen sesami

Something you say when you're trying to bro your way through a door that's crowded by bros

"Jesus Christ this place is packed, how're we going to get to the kitchen?"

Jack raises his arms.
"Bropen sesami!"

The crowd parts like the Red sea.

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 14, 2015

slurp-the-salami

To give a blowjob

*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"

by Koftik January 3, 2015

stroaking the salami

giving a guy a handjob

hey that girl is stroaking his salami

by jimmy lee April 16, 2003

salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal

Look at Duke's salami nipples

by Duke July 10, 2003

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002

sexamine

When you sexually examine someone either naked or fully clothed.

Norman: Dude did you check out that girl on the Third Floor yet?

Teddy: Nahh dude I only saw her from a distance, I didn't get to sexamine her yet.

Norman: Ahh man get on that shes stacked

by LehighRules September 2, 2010

Senaminit

When you let something sit for a minute.

You can't ice the cake right away you gotta let it Senaminit

by moneytrees98 December 16, 2018