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sexamination 

A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.
Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?

Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.
sexamination by Asoku Mopen May 14, 2014

Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
It’s 1 hour 9 minutes.
Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.
You: Well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 sexaminute.
Me: Wow.
Sexaminute by gregben September 12, 2023
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Hey guys! Senamii is streaming lets watch her so we can learn some KillJoy plays!
Senamii by Citro February 18, 2021

Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.

Me: Wow.
Sexaminute by gregben September 12, 2023

Green Dick Slaminitus 

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.
Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!