seetard

Someone whose vision is so horrible that it's retarded

Haha that guy just walked into a wall, he must be a seetard.

by Blafucock March 30, 2011

Skeeter skeet

Hillbilly definition of wreckless driving

Person1: what are we going to do?
Person2: were bout to skeeter skeet outta here

by imredneckdealwithit April 1, 2017

Sweeternerd

Derived from the Torontonian word Sweeterman.

A dorky, quirky guy who is simultaneously a cute, sweet and a pretty boy. All the ladies marvel and swoon over his ability to balance both sides of this personality spectrum.

That boy is such a dork but damn he's fine, cute and sweet. A true sweeternerd.

by JamalJamal139 April 30, 2020

Seeker undo

A seeker undo is a type of person who eats all the food at a Chuck E. Cheese birthday and doesn’t leave any for the birthday kid. These type of people also tend to beat children and become a simp for men. This species also hate Spider-Man fans.

Dude: I smelled a seeker undo from a mile away.

Other dude: bro what

by Spyrixm July 12, 2021

Seater

A heater that warms up your seat. Especially useful when it snows in California or Saskatchewan.

Aaron didn't put on his long John's he got back in 1992 for Christmas. On a cold December evening in Regina, waiting in the Starbuck's line for his quad venti half caf breve no foam with whip two splenda stirred skinny three pump peppermint mocha, no sleeve, he clicked on his seater on high. "You lose winter, you lose", he muttered with a slight grin.

by DafunkyWERDman December 30, 2021

Speter

Sweaty stinky Peter/penis/dick

I surprised my man with a blow job and it was straight up speter!

by Boo boo Riggs May 3, 2022

crease seeper

When a fart doesn't make any noise and just seeps out of your crease.

"Ooh I just had a crease seeper!"

by JWa7z January 3, 2015