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Scottie

Noun,

The infrequently utilized and slightly unorthodox process by which a male inserts his limp penis into the ear of an eager girlfriend and then proceeds to have an erection until the entire auditory canal is filled by the penis, subsequently providing temporary partial hearing loss while inducing twisted pleasure unbeknownst to most normal humans.
Damn bro, I was with this chick last night that told me to fill every hole on her body, and after I got done with the normal shit she said "You forgot one, give me a Scottie!". I said wtf is that and after she told me I gave her a Scottie. This crazy bitch goes all the way!

After I pleasured her with a nice friendly angry dragon, I gave her a Scottie, and now I think she's calling the cops.
by Pussy Buffet, PhD July 25, 2010
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Scrotizzle

Scrotizzle is the word scrotum in the gangsta tense (when you drop the ending and add an izzle). It is simply a cool way to say scrotum.

Background: This word was discovered in a MAO calculus class :).
Jim had to scratch his scortizzle when it was itchy.
by Pyro March 2, 2005
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Scottish Haircut

The result of losing some of your hair after a bullet goes through your hair but narrowly misses your head.
Good thing that sniper had terrible aim he merely gave me a scottish haircut.
by horny4alligators September 11, 2010
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Scrott

Like Scott, but gross.

A beastly, child molesting fiend.
"hey, did you hear about that guy who shit his pants in class?"
"yeah bro, that was big Scrott"
by Neeps July 8, 2019
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scrotia

The plural word to describe more than one scrotum
She'd had so many scrotia bouncing off her chin that it now had an indentation
by Stevo24 April 26, 2006
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scrotidermis

the awesome skin that makes up your nutsack. it has the ability to keep your nads climate controlled
I'm glad my scrotidermis knew to suck my nuts into my body this morning. It was fucking cold outside.
by docwhoomph July 13, 2010
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Scrotiform

(1) In the form or shape of a scrotum, having some scrotal or scrotum-like attribute or appearance.

(2) Something that is going (or has gone) horribly wrong (a bit like "pear-shaped" only even more annoying or worse..... i.e. when its a total unmitigated 'balls-up').
Example of usage (1) "The purse was scrotiform".

Examples of usage (2) "They fired me after my project went scrotiform", "I'm worried the economy’s going scrotiform", "it's just a tuneless scrotiform noise".
by Scrotiform.com March 20, 2011
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