Jimmy what are we going to do? They have got us legally!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
by funl April 28, 2021
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by MyManLouis July 5, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Age mug.When someone doesn't get an obvious joke, and when someone points out that it's a joke, they pretend that they were just joking and that the person who pointed it out actually missed the joke that they were making.
Person 1: hey guys wouldn't it be cool if there was a button that would just disintegrate the planet earth instantaneously?
Person 2: No, because that would mean that people could destroy the world, which would eliminate all human life. Think before you say something, idiot.
Person 3: r/woooosh lmao
Person 2: Uhm actually, I was joking, so r/woooosh to you, idiot.
Person 4: ah, a classic case of Schrodinger's r/woooosh.
Person 2: No, because that would mean that people could destroy the world, which would eliminate all human life. Think before you say something, idiot.
Person 3: r/woooosh lmao
Person 2: Uhm actually, I was joking, so r/woooosh to you, idiot.
Person 4: ah, a classic case of Schrodinger's r/woooosh.
by ProfessorPig July 31, 2021
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Person A - posts edgy meme
Random people - Yeah! This is true!
Person A - So much truth!
Person B - This is not true, and here are facts to prove it is untrue.
Person A - Hey! It's just a meme. Why can't you understand that it's just a joke?
Me - Aahhhh... this is Schrödinger's Meme.
Random people - Yeah! This is true!
Person A - So much truth!
Person B - This is not true, and here are facts to prove it is untrue.
Person A - Hey! It's just a meme. Why can't you understand that it's just a joke?
Me - Aahhhh... this is Schrödinger's Meme.
by EverGreen November 2, 2021
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“bro you’re weird as fuck for that”
“wait i’m joking!”
“yeahh sure, you’re a schrödinger’s shyguy aren’t you”
“wait i’m joking!”
“yeahh sure, you’re a schrödinger’s shyguy aren’t you”
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(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
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