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Schrödinger's Contract

Jimmy what are we going to do? They have got us legally!

Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
by funl April 28, 2021
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Schrödinger's Age

The practice of purposely not stating a characters age so if they do anything sexually explicit it isn't illegal. (Usually used in forms of writing)
Guy 1: "Yo, is this person underage?"
Guy 2: "No, they're Schrödinger's Age"
by MyManLouis July 5, 2021
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Schrodinger's r/woooosh

When someone doesn't get an obvious joke, and when someone points out that it's a joke, they pretend that they were just joking and that the person who pointed it out actually missed the joke that they were making.
Person 1: hey guys wouldn't it be cool if there was a button that would just disintegrate the planet earth instantaneously?

Person 2: No, because that would mean that people could destroy the world, which would eliminate all human life. Think before you say something, idiot.

Person 3: r/woooosh lmao

Person 2: Uhm actually, I was joking, so r/woooosh to you, idiot.

Person 4: ah, a classic case of Schrodinger's r/woooosh.
by ProfessorPig July 31, 2021
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Schrödinger's Meme

A meme that is edgy, poignant, and filled with the truth. That is, until it is challenged. Then it becomes just a silly meme and you're clearly a horrible person for not getting the joke.
Person A - posts edgy meme
Random people - Yeah! This is true!
Person A - So much truth!
Person B - This is not true, and here are facts to prove it is untrue.
Person A - Hey! It's just a meme. Why can't you understand that it's just a joke?
Me - Aahhhh... this is Schrödinger's Meme.
by EverGreen November 2, 2021
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Schrodinger's politician

Someone who changes their political beliefs based on who they are trolling.
He is such a Schrodinger's politician.
by panda3xpress November 6, 2021
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Schrödinger’s ShyGuy

someone who makes a hot take or a statement that is weird as fuck and decides if they are being serious on whether they get judged or not
“bro you’re weird as fuck for that”
“wait i’m joking!”
“yeahh sure, you’re a schrödinger’s shyguy aren’t you”
by MyPpIsPurple August 25, 2021
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Schrodinger's Crime

An act that may or may not be illegal dependant on the presence or absence of Law Enforcement
Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"

(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
by JustExplainHappy February 23, 2022
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