Slauncher

1. An extremely un-technical term for a big ass fish
2. A shlong dong dickasaurus
3. Nickname given to a close friend

Ex:

1.Holy fuck. You just landed a slauncher, better post that on the gram or ain't no one gonna believe you.

2. She wanted to fuck, but I turned it down, didn't want to stretch her like a balloon bwith this slauncher between my legs.
3. Hey wassup slauncher?

by Crowders ridge roast mastah November 16, 2018

scrunchie

jerking off into your partners hair then scrunching it together

she wouldn’t fuck me, so i gave her a scrunchie

by DadBodGeeelong December 21, 2019

Diaper Scruncher

Description of the feeling you get when your nervous. When you get so nervous you could just poop a diaper.

I was so nervous about my interview I was a diaper scruncher.

by Leaha & Kristina April 17, 2009

shoulder-scrunchies

Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.

I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.

by QuacksO February 27, 2017

staunch

A long walk in which the participants aim to reach a final destination and who are usually heavily intoxicated.

We had to staunch home after that party.

by Rodgey October 10, 2005

scrunch

Another word for scrumping, hunching, boinking, or sexing.

When we're alone, we enjoy scrunching.

by Alissa August 21, 2003

Spaunch

What happens when you throw a punk rocker into a river.

That dude with the spiked pink hair and safety pins in his brow looks spaunch.

by Squid Mckay January 26, 2004