When you are far from your home and a man date-rapes your woman (who lives at your home) while she is at home through shiny consumer goods.
So I came home from New York and Claire told me that she was struck by a Travelling Vacuum salesman. After reprimanding her I tracked the man down and destroyed him.
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A crap job that involves breaking into peoples' homes and offering them crap they don't want. This includes phony vacation offers, annoying election information, shady fundraisers, and fake IRS scams.
You possibly want to avoid these if you're on the defensive side. This is made especially worse if you're an entrepreneur, as you'll end up getting interrupted if you're in a meeting or on the phone with an important client. These people give offers of wanting you featured in their magazine or newspaper, selling you their college student app or coupon book, etc., just for the purpose of leeching cash from your wallet.
Is there a way to avoid these? Yes, just put up a no trespassing or soliciting sign.
You possibly want to avoid these if you're on the defensive side. This is made especially worse if you're an entrepreneur, as you'll end up getting interrupted if you're in a meeting or on the phone with an important client. These people give offers of wanting you featured in their magazine or newspaper, selling you their college student app or coupon book, etc., just for the purpose of leeching cash from your wallet.
Is there a way to avoid these? Yes, just put up a no trespassing or soliciting sign.
As soon I was about to leave to get pizza, I got interrupted by a door to door salesman about a stupid fundraiser. I told him to back off.
by The Real Driller January 1, 2023
Get the door to door salesman mug.salamanders are large fat and incredibly dirty predetors that like to feed on beautiful ladies. be careful to feed a salamander because one little bite and he will look pregnant. in their free time, salamanders often ride on bikes which they find incredibly attractive. no one will ever mate with such a gruesome beast. except perhaps chickens....
that fat ugly salamander says i cant talk to anyone else because i am his prize; he should go extinct.
by catniplover123 June 30, 2011
Get the salamander mug.A sexual position in which the female lays face down close to a body of water while the man mounts from above and wiggles his legs in the water violently.
by Beachnut32 February 17, 2008
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by Joeytheslut10131991 March 7, 2011
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